June92012
June82012

Phil,

Making coffee for Stark.

I’ll show you in two minutes.

-Clint

10PM

Clint,

Where’d you take those kittens, there’s only one in my office now.

Phil

1PM

Tony,

Give me five minutes, I’m being hunted. If you’ve built a whole new room for them, I’ll make you coffee for the next three days.

Clint

1PM

Hey Clint, 

Where’d you go. I’ve got an idea, I got something for the kittens.

Tony

1PM

Anonymous asked: Mister Rogers, sir? Captain? Do you have any idea what's going on? Agent Romanoff's been walking around HQ in frilly pastels and humming. And Agent Coulson's stopped wearing neckties. And Director Fury *smiled and laughed* today. I-I'm f-freakin' out, Sir..

Bruce warned me about this. He made some chemical thing. Something to do with a “dopamine”? He warned me Thor would mix it up.

I can feel the aftermath already.

Captain Rogers

1PM

Anonymous asked: Okay, which one of you wants to jerk me off?

Boom. None of us.

Tony Stark

1PM

justamus asked: A green kitten? Is that ....a Hulk kitten?

It must be. Bit more polite though. Currently hiding under Phil’s desk with them because Hill says I’m not allowed to keep them. I’m lucky we survived the night hiding out around the tower.

Screw her, I’m a super hero.

Clint

June72012

Anonymous asked: What did Cap even say to you, Tony?

He insulted my tech, specifically the fridge and the toaster. The fridge has been slapping him on the ass for days now and the toaster won’t accept his food.

Tony Stark

10PM

Anonymous asked: Dear Steve, liberal or conservative?

Conservative. Although back in my day, we didn’t care what Roosevelt was, so long as he fixed the economy. Life was tough growing up in the 30s.

Steve

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